You know, I always rub them with bats’ droppings  before putting them in the pot

Quick Pointy Head! Let’s snaffle the dead fingers before anyone notices

My mother always said that the ones with Mallin-streak sideburns were the easiest to hypnotise

Ok.  So I pull your finger. 
Then what happens?

Yummy!!

Did I laugh?!
 His wand has never been the same since!

Jus’ like that!

Just look at the state of you lot!
There’s not a sober one amongst you.

Listen my dear!  The potion will just not work without an infusion of creamed
 wide-mouth frog testicles!

Yuk!
They’re still moving!

Surely not? I find it shrivels to nothing, if you do that!

This is the tricky bit.
 Because it’s so tiny you have to be very careful.

I wish now I’d waited for them to stop wriggling, before I swallowed.

Well, I suppose you could use eye of newt, but I find a soft boiled egg tastes much better.

I was in such a rush to get out tonight,  I put my legs on the wrong way round!

Ooo! Err! Missus!